"Severe depression, incredible anxiety, alcoholism, and drug abuse have taken us to some dark places. But the lowest we've sunk in our 50 years of life was buying Roger Daltrey's Ride a Rock Horse. What kind of moron buys a Roger Daltrey solo album? Just look at that cover. Who wants that sitting around the house? Well, a centaur perv, for one. But not even your hard-core man-horse lover wants a centaur who dances like a Clydesdale. Owning Ride a Rock Horse is a frank admission of the fact that you lack even the most primitive survival skills, of the type that keep your normal person from becoming a Mummer or sticking his penis in a toaster." [Unremitting Failure]
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