"Ever wonder what the government is really up to paying for all those digital TV converter boxes? Last week a Spokane, Washington man claimed he'd discovered the horrifying truth, and he produced a YouTube video to prove it.

In a 90-second video that's popping up on tin-foil-hat sites everywhere, 28-year-old software engineer Adam Chronister is seen cracking open his government-subsidized Magnavox converter, and revealing to the world the tiny video camera and microphone hidden inside." [Wired]
[Rolcats.com]

"Wet my beak a little."


"But is Yelp also a shakedown racket for merchants? Some restaurant owners say the San Francisco company is unusually aggressive in trying to get businesses to pay hundreds of dollars in monthly 'sponsorship' fees to improve their ranking in search results and to move their most positive review to the top of the page.

They also say paying Yelp is often the only way to counter negative reviews posted by rival eateries -- a common digital-era practice, business owners say, in the highly competitive restaurant industry." [LA Times]

Old Tranny Bowling Night

[Q via Gary Salveson]

You can play Letterman till you die, but you won't play those haggard faces off.

More here on making legends out of old trannies, wiggers, and whatever else is handy.

The Great Unwashed: John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache


"I'm part of CMSM (Central Maine Student Militia) (CHECK US OUT: www.myspace.com/cmsmhq) (I know, I'm that cheap, putting a link to the group right there)

Follow the constitution people, its supposed to be the surpreme law of the land. And if you don't know your rights NAMED not GIVEN to you under it, then go google it for christ sake. Lets not make the same mistakes our parent's generation made in not caring enough...

To all military members, senators, representatives, Law Enforcement officers, militia/minute men, presidents, etc... UPHOLD YOUR OATH!

I LOVE THE PONTIAC FIREBIRD TRANS AM/GTA/FIREHAWK/FORMULA. I can't say I have a favorite year, because I like the looks of the 3rd generation with the power of the 2nd or 4th generation. Any year looks fucking awesome and I'll buy what I can afford. BRING BACK THE 'BIRD!" [MySpace]

"I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate runners."


"In China, the precise number executions performed is kept a state secret; estimates by Amnesty International say there were at least 1,770 executions in the country in 2005, but says that the number could be as high as 8,000. In comparison, only 60 prisoners were executed in the US the same year.

The number is so high, apparently, that the Chinese government sees fit to operate something that seems like it's right out of one of the Saw movies: a lethal injection bus, which comes complete with a camera for transmitting a live video feed of the deaths back to central command." [Switched]

WYWH


"Supertankers circumnavigate the globe delivering crude oil from places like the Strait of Hormuz to markets from Houston to Hong Kong. Today, dozens of those massive ships are not transporting oil, but serving as floating storage space.

Oil demand has plummeted along with home prices and stock market indexes, but discerning where energy demand could go in 2009 isn't easy.

That's why, as oil markets attempt to calibrate in the face of this recession, some traders, refiners, big oil companies and other interests have been buying cheap oil in recent weeks and squirreling it away in storage tanks and ships with plans to unload it months from now when prices are higher.

It's difficult to quantify exactly how much oil is being stored in ships, but Frontline LTD, which runs one of the largest crude supertanker fleets, estimates 80 million barrels of oil are drifting slowly on the high seas-roughly equal to a day's oil consumption for the entire world.

...

For now, some vessels are idling in the Gulf of Mexico until they get directions to unload at the Louisiana Offshore Oil Loop. Others are doing slow circles around Scotland's Orkney Islands in the North Sea. Still more are waiting off the coasts of once booming Asian economies." [Houston Chronicle]

(I Bought Wandering Spirit)


"Severe depression, incredible anxiety, alcoholism, and drug abuse have taken us to some dark places. But the lowest we've sunk in our 50 years of life was buying Roger Daltrey's Ride a Rock Horse. What kind of moron buys a Roger Daltrey solo album? Just look at that cover. Who wants that sitting around the house? Well, a centaur perv, for one. But not even your hard-core man-horse lover wants a centaur who dances like a Clydesdale. Owning Ride a Rock Horse is a frank admission of the fact that you lack even the most primitive survival skills, of the type that keep your normal person from becoming a Mummer or sticking his penis in a toaster." [Unremitting Failure]

Daaaaaaang!

[Trump International, Dubai]

"With Dubai’s economy in free fall, newspapers have reported that more than 3,000 cars sit abandoned in the parking lot at the Dubai Airport, left by fleeing, debt-ridden foreigners (who could in fact be imprisoned if they failed to pay their bills). Some are said to have maxed-out credit cards inside and notes of apology taped to the windshield.

The government says the real number is much lower. But the stories contain at least a grain of truth: jobless people here lose their work visas and then must leave the country within a month. That in turn reduces spending, creates housing vacancies and lowers real estate prices, in a downward spiral that has left parts of Dubai — once hailed as the economic superpower of the Middle East — looking like a ghost town.

No one knows how bad things have become, though it is clear that tens of thousands have left, real estate prices have crashed and scores of Dubai’s major construction projects have been suspended or canceled. But with the government unwilling to provide data, rumors are bound to flourish, damaging confidence and further undermining the economy.

Instead of moving toward greater transparency, the emirates seem to be moving in the other direction. A new draft media law would make it a crime to damage the country’s reputation or economy, punishable by fines of up to 1 million dirhams (about $272,000). Some say it is already having a chilling effect on reporting about the crisis."
[NYT]

“I always wanted to go out on top / I guess this works too."

[Silver Jews, 1/31/09 ; photo: John Brassil]

I Don't Use the Word "Film" Lightly: Day Two at Westminster


22 used from $1.97. DVD.

The Chicken Tax


30+ mpg.
Indestructible.
Unavailable.

"The United States applies a 25 percent tariff on imported pickup trucks — a trade barrier that originated in a dispute with Europe over frozen chicken. By comparison, car imports face a 2.5 percent tariff." [The Hill]

Sloppy Joe, Sloppy Sloppy Joe

This is messed up.

I Saw You Riding on a Pink Pony / And I Loved You


[The Homosexuals: 3am (Pink Pony) / (via pitchforkmedia) / directed by Carlos Charlie Perez]

Comes Now the Plaintiff


"Jonathan Lee Riches is a prisoner known for the many lawsuits he has filed in various United States district courts. Riches is incarcerated at Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Williamsburg in Salters, South Carolina, for wire fraud under the terms of a plea bargain. His projected release date is March 23, 2012.

Since January 8, 2006, he has filed over one thousand lawsuits in federal district courts across the country, some of which have received considerable press attention. Among the more famous defendants of his lawsuits are New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, U.S. President George W. Bush, entrepreneur Martha Stewart, NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, entrepreneur Steve Jobs, celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, Somali pirates, and pop star Britney Spears. He also sued the late Benazir Bhutto, Pervez Musharraf, and the Immigration and Naturalization Service on November 7, 2007, to prevent him from being deported to Pakistan upon his release from prison in March 2012 so that he will not be tortured." [Wikipedia]

Not Now, Cato!


"The diamond invention—-the creation of the idea that diamonds are rare and valuable, and are essential signs of esteem—-is a relatively recent development in the history of the diamond trade. Until the late nineteenth century, diamonds were found only in a few riverbeds in India and in the jungles of Brazil, and the entire world production of gem diamonds amounted to a few pounds a year. In 1870, however, huge diamond mines were discovered near the Orange River, in South Africa, where diamonds were soon being scooped out by the ton. Suddenly, the market was deluged with diamonds. The British financiers who had organized the South African mines quickly realized that their investment was endangered; diamonds had little intrinsic value—and their price depended almost entirely on their scarcity. The financiers feared that when new mines were developed in South Africa, diamonds would become at best only semiprecious gems.

The major investors in the diamond mines realized that they had no alternative but to merge their interests into a single entity that would be powerful enough to control production and perpetuate the illusion of scarcity of diamonds. The instrument they created, in 1888, was called De Beers Consolidated Mines, Ltd., incorporated in South Africa." [The Atlantic]
"SAN FRANCISCO — In a closely watched case involving rendition and torture, a lawyer for the Obama administration seemed to surprise a panel of federal appeals judges on Monday by pressing ahead with an argument for preserving state secrets originally developed by the Bush administration." [NYT]

There Are White Folks, and Then There Are Ignorant Motherfuckers Like You


"I have yet to read Barack Obama's 'Dreams of My Father', though it is definitely on my list. So, little did I know that the book is filled with some great street-style dialogue, mostly courtesy of Obama's high school friend Ray. And then there is the audio book, read by the author himself. High praise goes this week to The Boston Phoenix for isolating the cursing from the audio book and making mp3 files..." [WFMU via PB from Westside Record Club]

Up Your Ass With an Eagles Ticket


"Live Nation and Ticketmaster are expected to announce a merger Monday in a deal that could lead to a dramatic change in how event tickets are sold: from the fixed price norm that often results in quick sellouts for popular shows to an auction-based model that legitimizes what scalpers have always done.

If Live Nation and Ticketmaster merge, the combined entity could bypass the primary ticketing system partially or completely, forcing fans to bid against each other for tickets in Ticketmaster's TicketsNow secondary market rather than selling them at a fixed price in the primary ticket market, the way they have done in the past." [Wired]

Day One at Westminster

[Jezebel]

Still Pretending You Think Andy Sandberg Is Funny to Avoid Awkward Conversations? Totally



Nothing to laugh at and hardly shocking. In person, Natalie Portman looks like 15 homeless bass players just ran a train on her.

"[C]reatives creatively creating creative creative..."

[DOPE / Baxter Orr]

[Protect Yourself / Baxter Orr]

"To all concerned:
Baxter Orr was sent a cease and desist letter by Obey Giant in regards to his use of the Obey 'Icon Face' graphic. This graphic is a registered trademark and I selectively enforce this trademark based on the nature of the infringement.

...

Shepard Fairey
Founder & Creative"
[Animal: Shepard Fairey Declares Only He Can Copy and Paste]

The President's portrait artist closes triumphantly, declaring himself both noun and adjective. He sure is getting goddamn uppity for a guy who stole his ethos from a movie starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Unrelated Shepard Fairey updates here and here. Notably, dude was arrested the other day.

Nomo: Sounds Like a Fever Dream

Nu Tones:

All Canadian Songwriters Aren't Bad



"While retailers like Amazon and Wal-Mart are making slow and steady progress into the realm of DRM-free music sales and the MPAA has its sights set on filtering the web, the Songwriters Association of Canada (SAC) has proposed an entirely different plan for settling the war between consumers, pirates and big media studios. Based on the observation that the thriving P2P market demonstrates consumers' preference for sharing music instead of paying per-track or per-album, SAC proposes that each Internet-using Canadian citizen be charged a minimal $5 monthly fee directly by their ISPs. This collective monthly license fee would then be split among artists and content owners, generating new revenues and allowing former pirates to sleep better at night now that they can legally trade music for a nominal fee." [ars technica]

This proposal remains a pipe dream for yanks. Down here, the RIAA snoops and stacks the deck, and it's business as usual for everyone else.

Other People's Stuff, Things

The New Shelton Wet/Dry is intriguing, inspiring, and borderline pornographic. Bow down.


The Hound knows music and adolescents with ArmaLite.


Puritan Blister is all mp3s.


The Big Lead is good for sports, but dude writes like a tard and will lock you out of his comments if you tell him so over and over.

I Don't Use The Word "Film" Lightly: People Use Drugs Because Drugs Is Good


Documentary film selection. DVD.



Get it for the pie fight. English DVD.

Lion



"John had had the flu and had been in bed for awhile, not feeling well at all. His girlfriend at the time was encouraging him to get up and around, and this wasn't taken well by John at all. As John put it, "She just wouldn't leave me alone." At some point in the conversation, the words "What do you love more John, me or your guitar?" were invoked.

The truth of what happened next is known only to those two persons who were present. Having access to all the forensic evidence, and holding a board certification in Orthopedics, I would have to say that the point of impact is more consistent with an impact with a rounded, padded, but solid surface." [Paracho Del Norte]

Louder and Into My Shoulder, Please.


At least someone reads this shit.

Turd Ferguson


"Libertarians are no different from anyone else who figures the government ought to address only their needs, and neglect all others. The generic term for this is 'asshole.'" [Danny.Toldme.Com]

Further commentary/discussion here, here, and here.

Baltimore

[Oxes, 7/19/08; photo: Dave Heumann]

Calling it a Third-World hellhole is an overstatement.

Fatties, Love, Cake / Moolah

[Aamerican Tenants flyer / Screenprint by James A. Black III]



[The Fabulous Moolah / Screenprint by James A. Black III]

Stuff vs. Things

"There is a distinct difference between stuff and things. You can count things, but you cannot count stuff.

You can only measure stuff. For example, one could have eight bowls of cereal in the morning. 'Bowls of cereal' are things. One could eat two tubs of peanut butter. 'Tubs of peanut butter' are things. But, cereal and peanut butter themselves are stuff. You cannot eat nine cereals or eighteen peanut butters. Cereal and peanut butter fall under the category of stuff. (If you are talking about types of cereals or peanut butters, then types are the things, not the cereal or peanut butter itself.)

...

You may say, 'But, Matt! Bubble gum ain’t stuff, it’s thangs!' I would reply, 'You should double check your grammar before saying something like that.'" [Loud Dog]

Welcome


Let there be shit.